Correlation or causation?

According to a study from the Institute for the Study of Labor at the University of Bonn in Germany, people who have more sex tend to make more money.

The study was focused in Greece, however, so make of it what you will. In any event, we’re just gonna take it a sign that sex truly does make you richer.

When nature gives, it gives in abundance.

Truly, it does.

We can’t help but wonder, though, if this is nature’s way to failsafe the species.

In case of an extinction event that targets only men, one man can literally repopulate the planet.

Yes, orgasms are great, but all that that pulsating and contracting actually serves a purpose – one you might never have thought about.

Female orgasms literally push sperm up into the cervix.

So if you’re a couple that’s trying to get pregnant, it’s actually to your benefit to ensure that the woman has an orgasm.

Also the right is usually larger than the left. Why is the left smaller and lower, you ask? There’s a very good reason.

We just haven’t quite figured it out yet.

Still, there are theories, the most prominent being that testicles are different sizes and lengths so that they don’t press together and get too hot, thereby killing the sperm.

Also, “some studies have found that the left testicle hangs lower in right-handed men and the right testicle hangs lower in left-handed men.”

We know that it’s super fashionable to be bald and beautiful these days, but as it turns out, nature gives us hair for a reason.

Shaved or waxed skin is vulnerable to tearing and cuts, which means it’s way easier for all kinds of infections to set in.

Ain’t nature grand?

It might be something in the air, or the water, or maybe human beings are generally not built the way they were once upon a time.

The modern world is not good for sperm, “pesticides, hormone-disrupting chemicals, diet, stress, smoking and obesity have all been ‘plausibly associated’ with the problem, which is associated with a range of other illnesses such as testicular cancer and a generally increased mortality rate.”

The average man lasts six minutes in bed, but obese men last an astounding 7.3 minutes, clearly beating out their thinner counterparts.

Why?

As the Mirror UK explains, “researchers also believe overweight people will have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol. This causes a chemical imbalance in the body, inhibiting the male orgasm – which means men can last longer. Though at just one minute 30 seconds longer than average, it’s not a particularly amazing benefit.”

Ah, cyclists, they’re so dedicated to their hobby, aren’t they? Well, if you’re a man, this dedication could very well be costing you big time.

As it turns out, the pressure of the bicycle seat against the male groin can permanently damage sexual function.

So maybe ease up on that bike, aye?

As do all the other tissues in your body. That’s the funny thing about arousal, you see, it causes increased blood flow to your blood vessels.

That means not only do your breasts and genital areas engorge, so do the tiny vessels in your inner nose.

The more you know!

Pillow talk is not what it’s cooked up to be. But honestly, there’s a reason sweet nothings are called sweet nothings, because they literally mean that.

We assume that the reason people lie when mid-coitus with others is because they’re trying to impress their partners, or, at the very least ensure that they have a good time…